I am very forgettable.
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Poland
Joined on 5/26/23
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Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.